thirsty thursday

I am..
Cranky.
Horny(for my husband only)
Hungry
and
Poor

I'm craving beer. can a nigga get some beeeerr please!
yes i want beer. bud light or coors. I would also like to play some beer pong.
can't wait to be with my husband. i'm sure hes down for some beer pong.

firehouse.firehouse.firehouse = amazing.

Random fact: i have monkey feet and i will pinch you.

update!!!
dickface madness..
ahh i mean duckface...DUCK DUCKK!
http://antiduckface.com/


"that is one fucking gigantic forehead on that duckface"

seriously, click on that link.

early negro history month

I remember when I had to write essays on any african american. I never did research on any one successful. It was always about that backyard slave that noone knew about. Somehow I always earned a passing grade. Most likely I'll forget about black history month when comes creeping around. Before I started this blog, I did search up some random facts but it still didn't interest me. Truth is, I really don't care much about it but I tried. I'm a bit too closed minded and racist. I would choose a caucasian over an african american. Living in savannah, I've come across too many ignorant, rude, nasty ass negros. Yes, I am aware that not all of them are shitty but I think it's rare to meet one, its like finding a 1997 penny in the indian ocean. hahaha .

For those african americans who has done something meaningful or simply have brains. Thank you.

For those african americans that rep t shirts saying "my president is black", try to "holla" at every girl you see, etc..
FUCK YOU APE! yeah, i said it..fuck you.

Random fact: The ancient Egyptians invented the first disposable tampons made from softened papyrus.

This year my husband and I are going to have a tampon theme christmas tree
(message to husband: christmas is around the corner lol)

Eat this.

 I read this facebook article on a brother and sister revenge. I'm not sure if it's real or not but it was pretty messed up. I gotta admit though, I did laugh my ass off. It starts off with Katie snitching on Chris for hiding beer in his room. Ground for 3 months having nothing to do, decides to search in his sister's room. He finds her "hook up list" and posted it on facebook. The hook up list contains a list of guys and beside it is things she wants to do with them. It even had a deadline and scratched out the completed task along with dates.
Heres a link to the article. Check the the sluty list and the comments. Chris' last comment was the best.
http://www.sojones.com/news/1636-facebook-revenge-brother-vs-sister/ 

Oh and the craziest thing is....Katie's list is similar to mine but less sluty. I think she copied me  totally not cool!!

Random Fact: Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft. STAY AWAY or it will be with you forever.

damn you moth balls.

Since I'm so obsessed with small balls chemical pesticides, I decided to do some research.

1. They are used to keep clothing and other articles from molding or moths.
2. It's main ingredient is Naphthalene which is unstable and potentially dangerous. It forms inflammable vapor and that amazing odor that I love so much at room temperature.
3. Moth balls have also been used to clean stovepipes, repel snakes and silverfish, mice and other pest!
4. How to use correctly : Clothes must be sealed in a container for the chemicals to build up and be affective. Opening the container should be done outside because of the vapor. Do not wear clothes immediately, let it air dry OUTSIDE or wash.
5. Mixing with garden soil will damage it but over time will naturally cause soil microbes to break down the toxic components and it will benefit as an insect repellent.
6. Moth balls have also been abused by smart adolescents.
7. In Mythbusters, adding moth balls to your car's fuel tank can increase horsey power. 
8. It is a carcinogen...just a substance that makes cancer worse by increasing its propagation (another term for spreading that shit even moreee!)
9. The dollar store sells them to idiots just like me! one dolla one dolla get yo moth balls now! one dolla

Aww, It may also cause moths to have saggy balls. 

Random fact: My grandma once woke up to my husband in her room pissing on my laundry basket full of clean clothes then falls asleep in her bed with no underwear or pants on. She ended up sleeping in the living room. He's the best and I love him.

freakin dude.

Things I want :

1. moth balls. I love the smell of moth balls.
2. firehouse. I recently had my first sub and now im hooked
3. gyro. plain steak and cheese
4. To be with my husband and do him. haha :)

oh Kevin and I are planning on having a fish battle. I'm totally going to post some pictures.

random fact: My husband and I's christmas tree theme will be felt tampons. I'm excited.